Most of us have a Christmas day routine don’t we? We do the same things on this day every year, whether it be eat the same food, see the same people, be in the same place. In one mid Wales household, it’s time to dust off the CDs and listen once again to a certain violinist play a certain violin concerto. I’m convinced Heifetz plays it better every year.
Christmas is also a great time for telling stories. Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, Hans Christian Andersen along with many others would tell you the same if they were still with us. So how about a Christmas story this year, only not one drawn up from an author's imagination, but based on fact and observations?
Rewind to April 29th this year, it’s around 10am. Monty has just about had enough female problems to last several years, he’s currently with Blue FS who is so hungry she mistakes Monty’s left leg for a flounder.
Someone’s pulling my leg..